We Have a Winner - *BS

And to think I thought I was going to get through an entire day without being seriously pissed off, silly me I was so wrong. Here’s a helpful note to our dozen readers, NEVER buy or lease any copiers from Mr. Shady Salesman OR Mr. Irresponsible Service Tech at *BS (a truly horrible service company in the Washington area that shall remain nameless, only because two of my best friends are lawyers and they insist that I could be sued. Although I will say that the company’s name ends in BS. That should have been a red flag for me right there!). They are lying scum suckers who’ll take your money and give you the WORST service in the history of bad customer service. How was I to know that a sales contract, which on the surface appeared reasonable and logical, combined with an attentive sales-person – up until the minute we signed on the dotted line – was actually too good to be true?

Okay, I deleted the rest of this post because it was getting to be a hate filled tirade. As CrankyFashionChick reminded me, this is a fun and lighthearted blog about 3CrankyChicks NOT a full description of all the low-down and dirty tricks *BS played on us. Plus she said I never should have trusted Mr. Shady Salesman because he wore a mustard colored suit. That’s right head to toe in baby poop yellow. How did I miss the shit theme???

So instead of describing in gruesome detail how I’d like to get a hold of one of those ?$!X@* by the throat (or somewhere a little lower) and just squeeze, I’ll just remind you that if you want something fixed you’ll have to do it yourself. And, if you’re unhandy (I realize that’s not a word. This is a blog – you’ll have to work with me cyber-people.) like I am, then you’re sure to get a little cranky while you do so.