I found this gem of a letter today giving props to Mr. Giuliani, here's an excerpt:
"Rudy has promised to secure our borders and to identify every non-citizen
person in our country. These reforms will make America safer. "
Um… Ok…
And:
"The United States was not formed to be a Third World nation; we were formed to
be a leader, not a follower. With Rudy, America will restore our position as the
global leader, while improving the life of every American.
Rudy is a leader, let him lead.
Rudy! Rudy! Rudy!”
I think he sums it up pretty well there. I'm going to find a small patch of land somewhere, fill it with "aliens" and lead us on a quest to be the most impoverished, most deprived country in the WORLD! Then I'll go and round up all non resident people and "identify" them. But how to identify? Would wearing hot pink t-shirts be enough? Would there be a special whooping call or a certain way of lacing up one's sneakers. Hmm. That plan still needs to be cleaned up a bit. But I'm confident, like buddy here says, that will make the borders safe. Now that is a fine blueprint for nationbuilding.
Maybe my boy Dennis Kucinich wouldn't have called it quits if I'd managed to get myself all riled up like this guy and found an outlet to publish my praise in.
Rah, Rah, Rah - Dennis, Dennis, Dennis!
Guess that's what the blog is for.
Check it out, it’s entertaining (in a Freddy vs. Jason sort of way).
Since I don’t care to be sued by the nice people of Bloomington, Illinois – a great state! – I’ll say no more.
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