I’m talking about spam. We all get it – some of us more than others. The fearless leader of the 3CrankyChicks gets close to 3,000 pieces of spam a day – and this CrankyChick has waded through it to pull out the poor messages that fell through the cracks and lived to tell about it. But seriously, have you ever considered opening an email that begins with the subject line “Your Mom Naked” and “THE BIGGEST BUTT?” Seriously, I cannot think of ONE PERSON who wants to have the biggest ass and to see their own Mom naked. Yuck-o.
I feel like I’m fairly tolerant of most spam. I recognize that there are people who are dumb enough to buy discount medications, watches and ways to get a longer member online. Not to mention the perverts who want to see Britney Spears and Paris Hilton doing things I don’t like to think about at 9:00 AM while I’m de-spamming my email. But even these morons don’t want to see their moms naked!
Please, if spammers of the world are reading this (and YES I know they aren’t) please stop sending the ones NO ONE will ever open. Most of us haven’t even had our second cup of the day!!!
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