Tuesday, March 18, 2008

What the HELL???!!??



Guess what THIS is!!


Do you give up yet? Do ya?

I would. You'll never figure it out.

It's a bracelet.

I'm not kidding.

You're supposed to wear this around your wrist.

Guess how big it is!!

C'mon - guess.

It's 7 1/2 inches in diameter. And it's THREE INCHES THICK.

Guess what it costs!

Ok - I can't wait any longer. It's $1,035. Plus shipping and handling.

Really.

And what kills me is that someone, somewhere will buy it.

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

The Most Wonderful Time of the Year

Yup, it’s tournament time and this CrankyChick (barring an early exit by my beloved Tar Heels) will be a very un-CrankyChick for at least a few weeks!

Happy Basketball to all! And to all a good night!


Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Thank you Maureen Dowd!

Earlier today when I was horribly cranky (thanks to bad customer service, inadequate database systems and deadlines – you know the same ol’ thing) this excerpt from Maureen Dowd’s column today made me smile. Okay, honestly it was a smile and a very unladylike snort/laugh.

“With Obama saying the hour is upon us to elect a black man and Hillary saying the hour is upon us to elect a woman, the Democratic primary has become the ultimate nightmare of liberal identity politics. All the victimizations go tripping over each other and colliding, a competition of historical guilts… As Ali Gallagher, a white Hillary volunteer in Austin told The Washington Post’s Krissah Williams: “A friend of mine, a black man, said to me, ‘My ancestors came to this country in chains; I’m voting for Barack.’ I told him, ‘Well, my sisters came here in chains and on their periods; I’m voting for Hillary.’ ”

If you want you can read the whole column - here, but trust me that was the best part.